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"JUST FOR FUN" STUFF

below: Alice Kraebber and Old Carolina's Soldier

Formula for a horse's age in human years: 3 x (age-3) + 15

For example, Erin is: 3 x (33-3) + 15 = 3 x 30 + 15 = 90 + 15 = 105 years old!

THE 12 "MOST IMPORTANT" THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW IF YOU OWN A HORSE.

To induce labor in a mare? Take a nap.
To cure equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
To cure equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
To get a horse to stay very calm and laid back? Enter them in a liberty class.
To get a horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh water.
To get a mare to come in heat? Take her to a show.
To get a mare in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his stall.
To make sure that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell her before she foals.
To get a show horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him outlate at night or anytime no one is a round to see him
To make it rain? Mow a field of hay.
To make a small fortune in the horse business Start with a large one.

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