To induce
labor in a mare? Take a nap.
To cure
equine constipation? Load them in a clean trailer.
To cure
equine insomnia? Take them in a halter class.
To get a
horse to stay very calm and laid back? Enter them in a liberty
class.
To get a
horse to wash their own feet? Clean the water trough and fill it with fresh
water.
To get a mare
to come in heat? Take her to a show.
To get a mare
in foal the first cover? Let the wrong stallion get out of his
stall.
To make sure
that a mare has that beautiful, perfectly marked foal you always wanted? Sell
her before she foals.
To get a show
horse to set up perfect and really stretch? Get him outlate at night or
anytime no one is a round to see him
To make it
rain? Mow a field of hay.
To make a
small fortune in the horse business Start with a large
one.